Notes: MUCC is another band that started up around the same time as Psycho le Cemu. Over the years they have done several interviews together and their members are friends. (seek has reported that he hangs out with YUKKE frequently.) The members of MUCC are Tatsurou (vocal), Miya (guitar), YUKKE (bass) and Satochi (drums). In the magazine d.o.t.s., both Psycho and MUCC were the only featured artists and they were given an opportunity to interview each other.

Tatsurou: Do you want to get plastic surgery?
DAISHI: Well I've been wondering if I should or not. First I would get liposuction.

Tatsurou: Is Sweetheart the best?
DAISHI: (Our) manager is the best

Tatsurou: Recently something that has made you laugh the most?
DAISHI: How I look in thongs.

Tatsurou: Really?
DAISHI: Really

Tatsurou: I think you're more interesting when you're natural, so why don't you act that way onstage?
DAISHI: If I did I wouldn't be popular. Would you be able to take responsibility for that?

Tatsurou: Is your poop big?
DAISHI: I don't look at other people's so how should I know? I wonder if you're short, than it's small.* Yours would be big Tatsurou!

Tatsurou: Who do you want to date?
DAISHI: YUKKE. Ah, but he doesn't have a vagina.

Tatsurou: Do you think AYA is cute?
DAISHI: Ugly (as a woman) and ugly (as a man)

Tatsurou: Is being in Psycho le Cemu fun?
DAISHI: This question isn't direct like the last ones.

Tatsurou: Do I annoy you?
DAISHI: Generally I'd be annoyed. But I haven't hung out with you recently.

Notes:
* Like if height relates to poop size.

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DAISHI: Do you like me?
Tatsurou: If you don't hit me, I like you.

DAISHI: Is it big?
Tatsurou: It's big

DAISHI: Does it still fit in your boxers?
Tatsurou: It's too big so it's troublesome

DAISHI: Are you skilled?
Tatsurou: I'm very skilled. With my fingers, upwards... *

DAISHI: Are you quick (to come)?
Tatsurou: I can't come after I've just woken up

DAISHI: Do you like eating out women?
Tatsurou: Quickly

DAISHI: Are you gay?
Tatsurou: Unthinkable!

DAISHI: Will you still take me out?
Tatsurou: I like {to..? Weird response..?}

DAISHI: Drink more alcohol
Tatsurou: I'm drinking

DAISHI: Do you like me? (But this is the 10th question)
Tatsurou: Scary

Notes:
* Not literal but like, inside a girl. There's a hand motion for it, but obviously I can't show you through the internet so I translated it this way...^^;;

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Miya: Out of your songs, which one do you like best?
Lida/AYA: I would strongly say "Demonology"

Miya: Do you have any MUCC songs you like?
Lida/AYA: "Samidare"

Miya: What was your reason for playing guitar?
Lida/AYA: Seeing Hotei Tomoyasu {Lida obviously answered this...XD}

Miya: When's the last time you had sex?
Lida/AYA: The day after tomorrow

Miya: How is Sweetheart?
Lida/AYA: It's sweet and tasty. {Uhh, okay...}

Miya: Do you like lives?
Lida/AYA: We like them.

Miya: Do you like adults?
Lida/AYA: We like them.

Miya: Do you like recording?
Lida/AYA: We like it.

Miya: Your first impression of MUCC?
Lida/AYA: Miya is adult-like.

Miya: Do you like fortune telling?
Lida/AYA: I like that guy on Mezamashi Terebi.

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Lida: Do you like people?
Miya: I like them.

Lida: What's your fetish?
Miya: Chest

Lida: Which do you like better, a song to yourself or a song sung to others?
Miya: The first, but I like the contents of the latter.

Lida: Do you borrow adult videos?
Miya: Occasionally I'll borrow them, but it's embarrassing.

Lida: How come?
Miya: Semi {I'm not sure what to put... Doesn't make sense to me.}

AYA: Are you a bright-natured or dark person?
Miya: Yes

AYA: How long do you practice?
Miya: As much as necessary.

AYA: Your songs are cool.
Miya: I like both (band's songs).

AYA: Please (give me) a CD.
Miya: seek has one.

AYA: Please be my friend.
Miya: Thanks.

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Satochi: Have you ever taken a shit?
YURA-sama: It seems like Idol YURA-sama doesn't poop

Satochi: Do you like girls?
YURA-sama: I would say I like girls if they like me

Satochi: Do you like boobs?
YURA-sama: Your boobs are bad.

Satochi: Is your penis big?
YURA-sama: I haven't been told it's small

Satochi: Do you like your friends?
YURA-sama: Yes

Satochi: Am I your friend?
YURA-sama: Ah

Satochi: Are drums better than vocals?
YURA-sama: I would say I like having a leading role more than a supporting one.

Satochi: Do you like health?*
YURA-sama: Until now I thought so, but...

Satochi: Do you like going down (on women)?
YURA-sama: Satochi, do you think of me badly?

Satochi: Do you prefer big nipples?
YURA-sama: I think we should stop being friends~

Notes:
* I would think SATOchi means something like delivery health or gyaku health (anal play), but that normally YURA-sama would take it as regular health...
I dunno why YURA-sama is being such a spaz; it's not like he doesn't watch porn 'cause he totally does. =O

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YURA-sama: If I were asked "what's the name of your favourite drummer?" and I answered "SATOchi-kun?" what would you think of me?
Satochi: I want to lick you.

YURA-sama: Why won't you tell me your phone number?
Satochi: We're the same. Why should I tell it to you?

YURA-sama: Do you pay rent?
Satochi: I pay it. I'm masturbating.

YURA-sama: Which do you like more, "drums" or "me?"
Satochi: Drums.
Which is why I won't give you my phone number.

YURA-sama: Which do you like more, "eating" or "sleeping?"
Satochi: Sleeping = sex. I love sex.

YURA-sama: How often do you practice?
Satochi: I hold my sticks everyday. I only hold them.

YURA-sama: Do you ever think, "I want to dance!"?
Satochi: I don't dance. It's bad for men to dance.

YURA-sama: Do you ever think, "I want to sing?"
Satochi: Singing is bad. It's bad for men to sing. Men should play drums.

YURA-sama: What do you think about during lives?
Satochi: I think about food, women, money, sex, poop.

YURA-sama: Shall we quit being surface friends soon?*
Satochi: We'll quit. YURA-sama is best, Satochi is best, Sakura-san is best, Jiguzo is best, MUCC is best.

Notes:
* I think like just being acquaintances, or being friends on the surface without having a deeper friendship...

seek x YUKKE coming soon...